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July 30, 2007

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Jodi

I call shenanigans. We want the real story and we want it now!

hotrod

This IS the real story.

Jodi

That's a real load of bullshit, that's what it is.

Vanna

[isto é bom] Yes, award-winning cheese-making, indeedy.

Cap'n Crook

Oh, let him have his fun in the sun. I've already let Hollywood have my movie. All in all, Johnny Depp was a good roommate during that time. He pitched in around the apartment while learning my mannerisms.

Jodi

You act like Keith Richards when nobody's around? Do you even know who Keith Richards is?

Cap'n Crook

He's that geezer who fell out of a coconut tree, right? But he didn't show up until the 3rd movie. I only divulged the necessary info for the first movie. Once that was done, the producers didn't need me anymore and came up with their own plot-lines for further sequels.  

Dabysan

They already made a movie about your life. It was called Napoleon Dynamite and you loved it. 

Jodi

Ouch.

hotrod

That was an unauthorized biography funded primarily by rival stuntmen with the intent to slander.  A defamation lawsuit has been filed and a decision is pending.  I have full confidence I will be vindicated.

Cap'n Crook

I don't know, Daby. I have a tough time believing HR cuts a rug like Mr. Dynamite.

Dabysan

Are you kidding? Hotrod dances like a man on fire. Put on some Fratellis and try to stop him. 

hotrod

You know it.  It's like I always say: dance like no one is watching.

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